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5:16 PM 04/16/2018
For some reason, not everybody was pumped about dragging themselves into work today. New Yorks subways are flooding from torrential downpours. Its also raining here in Washington, D.C. — I stepped in a puddle on my way to work and almost let it get me down. Almost.
But then I encountered an absolute gem of a video that seems to have surfaced this weekend, posted by Twitter user Zack Lasek. It took place in Iowa City, Iowa and seems to involve two citizens minding their own business at a local McDonalds. (RELATED: TAKE 90 SECONDS OUT OF YOUR DAY TO WATCH THIS ELECTRIC BRAWL AT AN IHOP)
— Zack Lasek (@zlasek6) April 15, 2018
Hmm. Did I say “minding their own business?” Maybe that isnt the proper terminology. These people are going to war with each other. They make the warriors of Sparta look soft.
And the best part of this entire interaction is that the McDonalds worker seems to have been the instigator. Dont believe me? Take another peep. Its the one in the visor that tosses the first drink. Unfortunately there are no subtitles so you cant decipher what may or may not have been said to her prior to the first toss but you can bet it was probably nasty.
Its these kinds of brawls that I live for. Brawls in public spaces have always been a forte of mine. Whether they were in high school, iHop, or your run of the metro stop downtown. A good old fashioned brawl where men handle things like men is what makes this world go round.
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